Wizarding World Moments.

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

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merelymeandering:

And I am crying. Effing tumblr.

Crying my eyes out.

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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.

Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.

Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.

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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.

Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.

Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.

Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.

Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—

Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.

Albus: Da—

Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.